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Dining Room

A room in which the twentieth century family sits down to have a nice meal together, usually dinner or supper for you southerners. Commonly, now adays, the dining room consists of computers, toys, boxes, last years christmas fruit cake and maybe even a book case.
"Will you turn the light on in the dining room so we can eat"

"Get your ass in the dining room and get me a book!"
Dining Room by DanceHelena138 February 24, 2009
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dining room

the room with no purpose
people walk through the dining room to get to the kitchen
dining room by !!!!!FrAnKiE!!!!!! December 16, 2008

dining room table 

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse
Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."
dining room table by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009

dining room table 

Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.
"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it."
dining room table by francaises August 19, 2009
Word of the Day on November 27, 2024

dining room table 

Someone who is unable to think for him- or herself and attempts to liken President Obama with Hitler.
Dude, I'd explain why the sky is blue, but you're so stupid you're a dining room table.

or

Barney Frank to Idiot: "Having a conversation with you would be like having a conversation with my dining room table."

sniffing the dining room rug 

When someone falls down so drunk it appears that they are sniffing the dining room rug
Erik and Laura were so wasted they fell down and started sniffing the dining room rug

In-room dining 

Hooking up with people that are part of your friendship group.
Friend 1 talking about other friend: Dude, we hooked up last night, she hated it and now she doesn't want to come sit with us anymore!
Friend 2: That's why you should stay away from In-room dining!
In-room dining by LondonTown March 7, 2015
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