dining 

The act of eating breakfast, lunch or dinner. Usually refering to dinner.

Most people don't enjoy fine dining all the time.

dining by James "george" March 9, 2007

Dining 

Eating a meal

The town has become the capital of excellent dining.

Dining by Arminkshipper June 9, 2024

Dining Dead 

A couple that eats at restaurants in total silence, very awkward, very sad.

"Are we going to be that kind of couple, that eat our food silently...the dining dead?" He thought.

Dining Dead by Scaring-Crows January 26, 2010

Dining with Royalty 

Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names.

e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc.

I was flat broke, and she wanted to eat, so we Dined with Royalty.

Dining with Royalty by urbanVirus September 4, 2005

Dining with Devon 

When you perform oral sex on a woman while she is in a handstand

My girlfriend was practicing handstands when I got hungry so I knew it was Dining with Devon time

Dining with Devon by Trex_Buttsex October 17, 2012

dining philosophers 

a famous problem in the field of concurrency (a sub-field in computer science, for the uninitiated) that discusses an approach to allocate a fixed number of resources among several consumers. here is the actual dining philosophers problem (DPP)...

"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."

geek A: i crunched an O(1) solution to the DPP.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.

dining philosophers by DemonHunter March 11, 2004

dining room table 

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse

Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."

dining room table by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009