dinglespoof 

The term used for someone otherwise referred to as a "genuine retard" or "fucking loser" in a respectful way

Man, that guy earlier was such a fucking dinglespoof; luckily he got hit by the truck before i had to talk to him anymore.

dinglespoof by Ronny Smith May 12, 2022

Dinglespoof 

A silly thing to call someone, especially on Facebook marketplace

"what's up, dinglespoof, do you have the time?"

Dinglespoof by Dinglespoof August 21, 2024

Dinglespoof 

A politically correct term of endearment often used on Facebook marketplace

What's up, dinglespoof? Do you have the time?

Dinglespoof by Dinglespoof August 21, 2024

dinglesoft 

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

dinglesoft by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

dingledoofer 

A term for a penis. Parents may use this term with younger males instead of dick, cock, or even meat missle.

I told my Mom I had to pee, she told me to tie my dingledoofer in a knot. I said it wasn't long enough.

dingledoofer by Gottapee July 1, 2017

dinglehoofer

slang for penis

my dinglehoofer is burning when i pee

dinglehoofer by nutmangreg March 25, 2010

Dingleoofus

A combination between the shortened version of Dingleberry
and a Doofus.

A Dingleberry being the small pooplets left on and around your butt after a sub-par wipe.
A Doofus being a not very smart person.

Therefor a Dingleoofus is a small dumb pooplet

Guy 1: "Did you hear about when John ran into the door?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's such a damn dingleoofus."

Dingleoofus by AnonT July 23, 2010