choid

Another name for a child, or someone who behaves like a child. Comes from a typo of the word "child."

These choids shouldn't be allowed in this NSFW chat.

by Laffle January 17, 2021

choid

a penis that is fat and short. usually wider than it is long

"that boy looks like JT's penis, he is short and fat.

by Josh March 26, 2003

choid

A choid is a kid who hasnt developed their own political opinions

Your a choid

by bigdaddydrahcir March 31, 2021

choid

A dick that is fat and short af.

Harrison has a choid.

by cranemamba October 30, 2017

Choid

Someone who smiles and giggles a lot for no reason. Someone who is always cheerful and often voted labour.

Choid: “Marky don’t get angry. Ha ha ha ha ha.”
Marky: “grr” (followed by the ademance theor)

by Choidlabour May 7, 2019

choid

The undular aspect of the waistrel. Usually found adjacent to the populous blongada.

"Blake's choid was adjacent to the populous blongada."

by Blake Choid July 25, 2003

Choid

Old people, or people who smell old, mostly used as an insult

you stupid choid

by Tony Motley, Luke Gardner, daniel Burns, Frank Mck May 14, 2003