Dingle-dead 

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

Dingle-dead by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

Dingledreads 

When a guy cums in a girls hair and she accidentally falls asleep, forgetting about it until the next day. When she wakes up the next morning it looks like she has partial dreadlocks from the dried semen in her hair.

This can also happen if she does not realize the jizz has gotten in her hair in the first place.

"Thank God I had a hat in my car, I totally forgot Billy blew a huge load in my hair and I have a mad case of Dingledreads!"

Dingledreads by raoul_duke12 and shredqueen May 13, 2010

dinglehead

Another name for perceived bad drivers, usually assumed to be female and talking on a cell phone.

Get off your d@#$ phone!!! Get out of the way! What are you doing you dinglehead???!?!!?!?!!

dinglehead by Lulufefe May 9, 2011

dinglehead

noun, A bit daft and from Bristol. Silly.

"Binks, yer a dingleheaded codsmelling twat"

dinglehead by Dins September 9, 2006

Dinglehead

Commonly used to refer to someone who is a massive knob, but in a lighter less-explicit way.

Oh you dinglehead.

Dinglehead by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023