Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.
One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.
by magic32player August 18, 2009
Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
by Wicked665 July 22, 2006
a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.
by norwegianwarlord January 14, 2011
A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.
by Mrs. Raechel Shiny May 31, 2011
by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009
Another word for dumbass.
by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013