Dingle Goblin 

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.

Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?

Dingle Goblin by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018

USB dongle goblin 

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

USB dongle goblin by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

USB Dongle Goblin 

A fearsome demon with a USB plug in back for easy data transferral. Last Seen: Teen Girl Suad Episode 12

USB Dongle Goblin: "Here I come!"

USB Dongle Goblin by Madison Square Garden October 16, 2008

Dongle-goblin 

A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.

"Jesus, that kid is as dumb as a bag of rocks"
"I know, he's a total Dongle-goblin"

Dongle-goblin by Mikepety January 4, 2008

Dongle-Gobblin

One who smells their own testicle sweat

"When I got back from running the other day I scratched my balls then forgot and scratched my nose"

"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"

Dongle-Gobblin by DJ Mammoth January 28, 2009

Donglegoblin 

One of extreme randomness. They tend to be quite attractive and they sometimes lose sight of it. Know for spats of vulgarity. A very sexual being who talks big, but doesn't deliver.

Person 1: Dude, I was hanging with this chick last night. She just got really freaky, but she never put out.

Person 2: Aww! You got a true Donglegoblin!!!

Donglegoblin by erinums December 15, 2011