dingle douche 

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

dingle douche by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

dingle douche 

a lying, self center, moronic, self absorbed, holier then thou, lazy, cock sucking, egotistical, narcissistic asshole.

man he is being a huge dingle douche

dingle douche by norwegianwarlord January 15, 2011

Dingle douche 

Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.

One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.

Dingle douche by magic32player August 18, 2009

Dingle-douche 

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

Dingle-douche by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013

Dingle Douche Burger 

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.

I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!

Dingle Douche Burger by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011

Dingle Berry Douche Bag

A shit Faced person who doesn't know what they are talking about

That dudes a real dingle berry douche bag

Dingle Berry Douche Bag by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009

dingledouche

Occurs before or during douching, the act of finding dingleberries stuck to your douche during the douching process.

That bitch left her dingledouche on the fuckin toilet seat again!!!

dingledouche by xXMustardManXx January 31, 2008