Dilver Diver 

A person who makes out, i.e. kisses full on the mouth, with a dilver.

"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."

Dilver Diver by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007

Holy Diver 

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor

Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver

Holy Diver by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Mexican sausage diver 

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

Mexican sausage diver by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015

quim diver 

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.

Nessy is a champion quim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.

quim diver by the Zenith September 29, 2009

Key diver

Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.

Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya?
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.

Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke

Key diver by Cheetoman69er November 5, 2016

stewie diver

Nickname for the Australian $5 note. A stewie diver = a fiver

i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver

stewie diver by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010

diver's block 

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.

Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.

diver's block by Brule July 10, 2010