(n) A disease common to youth under going an intense amount of stress. Symptoms include looking lost, confused, or anxious in over populated areas (classrooms, concerts, large cities, theatres...) Lack of sleep, insomnia, and nightmares.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
To test an individual for said causes, one must simply face a mirror while covering the left eye. If the infected person views a reflection of themselves in addition to a corpse version of them, they do in fact have Dilexia and should immediatly seek a medical proffesional.
"Steve is looking quite anxious and lost while walking down the street."
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
"thats because he has Dilexia"
"Oh that explains everything then, I'm glad you told me"
by Michelle Klingler October 15, 2007
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It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
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-popo
It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown
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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown
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-popo
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Dilexia • Dilexic • dislexia • Dylexia • Delexia • dilesia • Direxia • Disexia • dislexiated • Dislexiatype
Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.
Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.
by dwalt121 January 4, 2010
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Despite popular belief, dislexia is not the mental transposing of letters (i\e seeing\spelling dislexia as ‘dilsexia’). It is a disorder of the brain. Those with dislexia have a hard time working-out syllables, simple ones. It is nothing to be laughed-about, you ass-wipes.
Simple printed words like ‘elephant’ or ‘rhinoceros’ or ‘dislexia’ can be hard to sound-out for dislxics. "Di..Die-slex...", et cetera. It’s fun to pretend like you are dislexic..
by Victor Van Styn September 5, 2005
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Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.
V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.
Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !
Roxy: My new god snoodle is so admirable.
V.A.: You have a god too. I admire mine also.
Roxy: Sorry, the dislexiatype is getting to me agin. That's not what I ment to type at all !
by FoxyRoxyRoxIt November 14, 2010
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