A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.
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Get the dildonic mug.When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
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The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.
Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.
Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
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