Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.
Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?
Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.
The mix of frustration and confusion felt when trying to Google a previously viewed item or video on the internet but being unable to come up with the necessary search terms to successfully find it
"I'm so sorry I can't find the YouTube video of he mashed guy in sunglasses in the Boiler Room crowd, I'm completely digifruddled "
Any programmable device or equipment that undergoes a sudden halt during the processing of information. A pause in routine analysis. Redundant looping. To hesitate in carrying out a command.
My vacuum bot must be experiencing digifrost, it keeps stoppingbriefly while cleaning my carpet.
A terrible aroma that originated from the programmers of the private college 'Digipen' . Lack of hygiene from the programmers led to a school wide 'shower mandate', which required the whole school to sign off that they will shower with soap at least three time a week.