digifriend

Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.

Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?

Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.

digifriend by #DaltonVoss November 21, 2011

digifried 

Degradation of a cable, satellite or broadcast digital signal that results in a scrambled, pixelated television image of almost unwatchable quality.

Dude, this storm totally digifried Jack Bauer!

digifried by Bailout Bob May 5, 2009

Dirlfriend 

The undefined period in a relationship between casual dating and official status; defined by its non-definition.

She's my dirlfriend we havent had the "talk."

Dirlfriend by Dadadadoyfriend October 23, 2011

disfriended 

To disassociate yourself from a friend after they have annoyed, offended, or let you down just one too many times.

You didn't come to my birthday or return my calls, therefore you're disfriended.

disfriended by Toni Smith April 9, 2008

dogfriend

A dog-human relationship that goes beyond a companionship level. They depend on each other just like a couple would.

Bob: What's Max up to today?

Sam: Probably being a loser and just chilling with his dogfriend.

dogfriend by msbieber March 18, 2010

Dickfriend 

A boyfriend that mistreats his girlfriend. He acts like a dick.

Did you see Marton yelling at Lindsey? He's so controlling!

Yeah, he's more of a dickfriend than a boyfriend.

Dickfriend by PetRaccoon October 6, 2010

dickfriend 

a female's fuck buddy who is male.

(While scrolling through Nanci's phone, Jenni sees a photo of a guy she doesn't know)

Jenni: Who's that? Is that your boyfriend?

Nanci: More like my dickfriend...

Jenni: Youuu total slut! Tell me all about it.

dickfriend by babybeeks October 1, 2014