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dig a hole 

To put ones foot in their mouth. To talk Junk about something or someone to the point of no return. Recently made popular by Jay-Z on his latest album Kingdom Come.
I'm just waitin 'till you dig a hole big enough to put your whole body in
then i'm gon' body them

Little does she know she's diggin a hole the more she keeps talking.
dig a hole by Draya December 21, 2006
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Dig a Hole 

When you’re name is Ed and you dig holes
Double Dee, probably: Ed what in the sam hell are you doing
Ed: DIG A HOLE DIG A HOLE
Dig a Hole by pantaking69 June 30, 2022

Dig a hole in the sand 

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."

Dig a hole and jump in it

A phrase used to express disdain or displeasure at an individual's behavior, manner, or reputation, to the end of removing the offender, through shaming and humiliation, from a situation that might otherwise be considered tolerable.
"Everyone who generalizes is stupid!"

"Now, that isn't true."

"Who are you, Lord Oafish the Stupid of Idiotville!?"

"Oh, go dig a hole and jump in it."

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Dig a hole and jump in it by Umsut November 7, 2012

it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole 

meaning it's easier to have a sex change operation from male 2 female...(cut off the male genetalia and create a vagina hole opening) than to have a female to male sex change operation...u can't cover the vagina hole opening and attach male genetalia, a bat and two balls a bat and two balls (penis and testicles)
pole means 8====> penis
Man 1: I want to have a sex change operation
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol

Go dig a hole..

Sending someone off to dig a hole insinuating that if they don't go bury themselves soon you might have to help 'em with it.....
"This is the last time, please man...if I don't get that shit my girl's gonna leave me..."
".....I told you to stop callin' me here.....My friend... You are over...
....PS...... go dig a hole...."
Go dig a hole.. by ultrafang May 22, 2007

Go dig a hole with the chickens 

To kill ones self
Jake should go dig a hole with the chickens
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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