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A name in which "Diewitt" would never "do it"
Man, will Diewitt ever do it?
Diewitt by TheMakasu November 26, 2004
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dimwitted lazy dunce 

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
A human being that has amazing abilities in everything they do on earth. They are therefore considered "god-like" and dubbed a "dewitt"
John is in NHS and lettered in Football, Basketball, Track and he's got all the girls in the school after him. He's such a DeWitt.
dewitt by Alack January 29, 2007

Jamesville-DeWitt

High School outside of Syracuse known for its high population of Jews, lax bros, and basketball team. It is also known for its tendency NOT to recruit, but still be better athletically than CBA, its rival, which does recruit. Basically, JD is the best public school in Syracuse.
Where do you go to school?" "Jamesville-Dewitt." "Oh, so you're Jewish and rich?
Jamesville-DeWitt by CuseBball21 November 28, 2010
Dimwitt word for if you think someone is stupid dumb .ect
You dimwitt 4+4=8
dimwitt by Elusivejet January 25, 2016

Dewitt perry 

A school in Carrollton Tx where it’s mostly border hoppers and the moment you enter that school your a drug lord or vape addict
Person 1: woah your hitting that vape?
Person 2: yea so?
Person 1: you must be from Dewitt perry
Dewitt perry by Yellowtrance February 15, 2023

dimwitted 

dimwitted is basically another word for stupid, annoying, idiotic etc
Amelia said to Era, "You are a dimwitted child"
dimwitted by CALMTINGINNITBRUV April 28, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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