Dieseldude

Granny's DADDDDY!

What you mean you don't know Dieseldude, thats granny's DADDDDY!

Dieseldude by That tik tok guy December 22, 2025

Dieseldyke 

While driving her long-haul truck, the Dieseldyke carefully plans her next visit to Portland. An alluring odor of drakkar noir and chew spit, is often advantageous when rival males are also competing for petite blonde females. She probably will ask you to call her Drew or Joey and she wears dark man-cut jeans which offer improved contouring for her ample clitoral bulge. She’s got a 5 o'clock shadow and robust shoulders which were evidently directly responsible for her acceptance into the ironworkers union.

She supports all of the latest pop/cancel culture, but her hunting buddies would tell you otherwise. Once, during a public outrage riot, she tore the door panel off of a chevy vibe but oddly, eye contact with a biological male seems to make her nervous. That said, she has an amazingly dexterous tongue and an equally impressive wit. She's sometimes seen at a pub defending the honor of a "hot drunk chick" that's allegedly "mostly straight". The Dieseldyke then offers the hottie a “ride home”. Supposedly saving her from the "creepy dudes" at the bar even though the bar is technically already closed.

Some say dieseldyke's are just angry because they have no detectable bosom whatsoever and allegedly have to stand while peeing even though “it doesn't really work”, others claim that frequent use of strap-ons cut off circulation somehow. Two things are certain, she can rebuild an engine with a swiss army knife and whoever she is dating had a terrible childhood.

Wow dude, did you see that Dieseldyke's girlfriend? I know I didn't.
Have you seen my cousin Carly lately? She skipped right over lumberjack and straight to Dieseldyke!
Excuse me sir could you please stop staring at my daught.. oh sorry about that, my mistake.
Bro, I didn't see that you were waiting for this parking spot, you don't have to go all "Dieseldyke" on me.
Swear on my mom dude, I was at the lake and I saw this Dieseldyke coughing up a hairball with a dip in.
Oregon is beautiful with tons of attractions but my dad won’t let my mom or sister go back there.

Dieseldyke by jdiggidy August 4, 2020

Dieseldyke 

A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.

See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher

Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"

Dieseldyke by Cutaway August 9, 2004

dieseldyke 

A lady who rolls her own tampax and kick starts her vibrator.

My dieseldyke wife Lou always brings her rolling supplies and heavy duty vibrator batteries.

dieseldyke by callie7010 April 23, 2010

DieselDukejr

A certified diesel and heavy equipment mechanic with 12 years of heavy-duty experience, trained across Caterpillar, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale equipment. A Diesel Duke is the type of technician who can go from diagnosing a car one day to troubleshooting an overhead crane the next — and still make sense of the electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, and diagnostic mess that scared everyone else away.

“Don’t guess at it again. Call DieselDukejr — he’s certified on Cat, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale, and he actually knows material handling equipment.”

DieselDukejr by Still Broadcasting Co May 4, 2026

DieselDukeJr

A certified diesel and heavy equipment mechanic with 12 years of heavy-duty experience, trained across Caterpillar, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale equipment. A Diesel Duke is the type of technician who can go from diagnosing a car one day to troubleshooting an overhead crane the next — and still make sense of the electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, and diagnostic mess that scared everyone else away.

Diesel Duke started turning wrenches in 2005 and officially stepped into the heavy-duty mechanic world in 2014, building a reputation around field service, diagnostics, corrective repair, and equipment that actually makes money when it runs. His strongest lanes are heavy agricultural equipment and material handling equipment, including forklifts, telehandlers, skid steers, compact construction equipment, generators, pumps, compressors, and diesel-powered machines that do not care about anyone’s feelings.

A Diesel Duke is not just a “mobile mechanic.” He is the guy you call when the parts cannon failed, the codes lied, the wiring diagram got ignored, and three other people already said, “I don’t know.” Known for sharp diagnostics, brand knowledge, and the ability to work across multiple equipment families, Diesel Duke brings dealership-level thinking with field-service practicality.

“Don’t guess at it again. Call DieselDukejr — he’s certified on Cat, Cummins, Kubota, John Deere, Toyota, Hyster, and Yale, and he actually knows material handling equipment.”

DieselDukeJr by Still Broadcasting Co May 3, 2026