dictionarize
dictionarize by yaidk August 16, 2009
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Dictionarize
The act of attempting to give someone a blow job and failing.
Background: A co-worker of mine said the word "dictionarize" when trying to explain a word she made up. Quickly, giggles started about as my boss reminded us of the Urban Dictionary's definition of boutonniere.
Background: A co-worker of mine said the word "dictionarize" when trying to explain a word she made up. Quickly, giggles started about as my boss reminded us of the Urban Dictionary's definition of boutonniere.
My boyfriend left me because I dictionarized.
My fiance can't please me, she dictionarizes.
I dictionarized once and I've never been the same since. I can't get a date.
My fiance can't please me, she dictionarizes.
I dictionarized once and I've never been the same since. I can't get a date.
Dictionarize by flodee02 September 8, 2010
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urban dictionaried it
What your mother did to find out what you meant.
urban dictionaried it by Justme03 December 8, 2015
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Urban Dictionaried
To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.
What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.
Urban Dictionaried by Brianator37 January 21, 2013
Dictionarial
A word that you have possibly made up but appears to be accurately descriptive of what you meant and therefore worthy of being in the dictionary
Dictionarial by missjet April 1, 2009
Serious Urban Dictionarian
Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary
Serious Urban Dictionarian by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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