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Dictionarize 

The act of attempting to give someone a blow job and failing.

Background: A co-worker of mine said the word "dictionarize" when trying to explain a word she made up. Quickly, giggles started about as my boss reminded us of the Urban Dictionary's definition of boutonniere.
My boyfriend left me because I dictionarized.
My fiance can't please me, she dictionarizes.
I dictionarized once and I've never been the same since. I can't get a date.
Dictionarize by flodee02 September 8, 2010

dictionarize 

to arrange alphabetically.
Let's dictionarize the names.
dictionarize by uttam maharjan January 24, 2011

urban dictionaried it 

What your mother did to find out what you meant.
I had to ask Jackie what FOMO meant.
I just urban dictionaried it.
urban dictionaried it by Justme03 December 8, 2015

Urban Dictionaried 

To submit a perfectly valid word definition to urbandictionary.com, only to have it arbitrarily rejected.
What the hell??? You'll accept the definition of "apple: a fuckin' fruit", but you'll reject my definition? I got Urban Dictionaried.
Urban Dictionaried by Brianator37 January 21, 2013

Dictionarial 

A word that you have possibly made up but appears to be accurately descriptive of what you meant and therefore worthy of being in the dictionary
That words sounds dictionarial if you ask me
Dictionarial by missjet April 1, 2009

Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary
I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this