Diclassic

The classic way to measure the length of your dick, with the use of your open hand.

So I used diclassic in the bathroom and then checked my length, and I'm currently OVER average, so proud of my self.

by AAA99 September 15, 2018

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.

guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)

by LL Money July 19, 2010

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.

Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."

by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010

Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

dislasdick

The last dick down!

I’m leaving you bitch do you want dislasdick or not!

by IvanDRUGGABITCH November 28, 2019

dislessic

someone who cant say the dyslexic correctly and they are also known as a "KINGDOM_BOY"

Oh shut it you dislessic stop acting like kingdom_boys

by huhfunny2 June 13, 2020

Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008