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Dick Mooch
One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.
I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.
Dick Mooch by DMoocher November 2, 2008
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Dinky and moofy
A dinky and a moofy are true twin flames.
They were meant to be together in this life and every life. They are loving, funny as hell, and really good kissers.
They were meant to be together in this life and every life. They are loving, funny as hell, and really good kissers.
Dinky and moofy by Moofus dinkius December 26, 2022
Suck your dad's dick on the Moon
To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"
"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."
"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."
Suck your dad's dick on the Moon by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021
moose dick
moose dick by BNH201032 May 14, 2018
moore goode dick
A funny picture that has three football players, named "Moore", "Goode", and "Dick", who are wearing their jerseys, and are lined up just perfectly, to make it seem like a sentence saying, "Moore Goode Dick" or "More good dick".
Person 1: Dude! I saw that picture on a gay dude's myspace that said moore goode dick! ROFL.
Person 2: zOMG I saw that too!
Person 2: zOMG I saw that too!
moore goode dick by : | July 30, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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