Dickurrito

When you masturbate with hot sauce.

John: Dude, I made a Dickurrito last night!
Jamal: What does that mean?
John: I masturbated with hot sauce.

by potty_mouth_69 October 8, 2016

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

by SwaPra March 22, 2017

Dickrito

When you wrap a soft tortilla shell filled with taco meat around your penis while having your dick sucked.

HEY NICOLE, YOU WANT A DICKRITO?

by Flat Jack June 12, 2021

Dickritos

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

Dicktraitor

A stupid, cruel person with dictator aspirations whose only concern is enriching themselves while betraying their country.

Donald Trump is a dicktraitor.

by Tipsy79 February 16, 2020