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Dicktionarian 

The type of asshole who posts their name, or the name of someone else and redundant compliments, or insults respectively on the popular website, "Urban Dictionary." This severely clogs up the system, and can usually be noticed by a screen name comprised of spammed nonsense.
Around 90% of the created words on the Urban Dictionary are from complete dicktionarians. Thus making it nearly impossible to get in the 10% of actual slang.
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Dictionarial 

A word that you have possibly made up but appears to be accurately descriptive of what you meant and therefore worthy of being in the dictionary
That words sounds dictionarial if you ask me
Dictionarial by missjet April 1, 2009

Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary
I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

Urban Dictionarian 

A prolific author of urban dictionary definitions. A writer of this caliber, showing such a mastery of the English language, is not seen everyday.
The Cooker: Pete Dick, you are one hell of an urban dictionarian
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself
Urban Dictionarian by The Cooker March 13, 2008

dictionarians 

Dictionarians are people who constantly know the definition to every word, and say the definition as if they were reading straight off the dictionary. In addition, they create new words such as, armpitea, fracklespackle, etc.
Ask the dictionarians! they'll know the word.
dictionarians by whetsponge November 13, 2017

urban dictionariality 

Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.
Urban Dictionariality, just like Wikiality, refers to the changing of reality or truth via a Wikipedia-like system or Urban Dictionary-like, allowing the public to change facts as long as there are others that agree.
urban dictionariality by Jose Luis August 12, 2006

Urban Dicktionarying 

Posting a definition of a person, place, or thing on Urban Dictionary that you don't like just out of spite. If done about a person, its usually by a balls-less person who is afraid to say it to said person's face.
Chad: Dude, I'm gonna do some Urban Dicktionarying about John later because I am too much of a pussy to talk shit about him to his face.

Dakota: Only total Thunder Cunts do that... You dumbass.
Urban Dicktionarying by Dakota ftw February 21, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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