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dictionarians 

Dictionarians are people who constantly know the definition to every word, and say the definition as if they were reading straight off the dictionary. In addition, they create new words such as, armpitea, fracklespackle, etc.
Ask the dictionarians! they'll know the word.
dictionarians by whetsponge November 13, 2017
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Dictionarial 

A word that you have possibly made up but appears to be accurately descriptive of what you meant and therefore worthy of being in the dictionary

That words sounds dictionarial if you ask me
Dictionarial by missjet April 1, 2009

Serious Urban Dictionarian 

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary
I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

Urban Dictionarian 

A prolific author of urban dictionary definitions. A writer of this caliber, showing such a mastery of the English language, is not seen everyday.
The Cooker: Pete Dick, you are one hell of an urban dictionarian
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself
Urban Dictionarian by The Cooker March 13, 2008

other dictionaries

Bad, don't use them.
Other person: Hey can I use the other dictionaries please.
You: No. Urban is best.

Urban dictionaries censorship 

The stupid censorship promoted by the Eugene pussies over at urban dictionary
Yo bro, everyone hates urban dictionaries censorship so much, I think I’ll make it a word on their own site

urban dictionariality 

Reality as decided on by majority rule. Based off wikipedia's 'majority rule' fact. Featured on The Colbert Report July 31, 2006.

Urban Dictionariality, just like Wikiality, refers to the changing of reality or truth via a Wikipedia-like system or Urban Dictionary-like, allowing the public to change facts as long as there are others that agree.
urban dictionariality by Jose Luis August 12, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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