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Dickosaur 

describing somebody in a negative manner.
The origin of this word comes from fifa 09. After referring to ronaldinho as "Ronoldinosaur" we shortened it to "dinosaur" and then simply just to "Dickosaur". Dickosaur seemed a proper term because if you had him on your team, you would kill everybody at fifa, labeling you and your star player as a dick, or a "dickosaur".

Today, this term can always be used in everyday life. It is mostly used after somebody does something that would be considered "dick". Such as fucking your bestfriends girlfriend or eating all of the steak out of the refrigerator.

"dude your a fucking dickosaur, all you had to do was tell me that you used my beard trimmer to trim your pubes, now i have fucking pubes all over my face!"

"i can tell that your dads a dickosaur, he doesn't let you do anything and always gets you in trouble"
Dickosaur by GmoneySags November 14, 2009
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Dinosaur Earth 

The theory of earth being shaped like a dinosaur. Countless theories exist of why it is like that, some explaining that the velociraptors reshaped earth, the meteorite that killed the dinosaur reshaped it or that Waluigi created it as a dinosaur.
George, I find it ridiculous that you think the earth isn't flat.
Well Mike, I think the flat earth theory is stupid which is why I believe in the Dinosaur Earth theory which is way more realistic

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.
Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

dinosaur media 

Broadcast television, newspapers and magazines.

Basically, those media outlets that are considered traditional but are being made obsolete by faster, more malleable technologies (blogs, podcasts, streaming content on mobile devices).

The phrase has gained provenance as traditional media sources shrink and lay off staff -- a slow extinction that mirrors the disappearance of dinosaurs, though with fewer explosions.
"I just got a job as a reporter at the Denver Post!" screamed Danny.

"Ugh," groaned Danny's girlfriend. "Why would you want to work for dinosaur media?"
dinosaur media by Pug of War January 12, 2009

The Dinosaur Thing 

Refering to a pornografic GIF posted at Funsubstance.com picturing a woman having a foursome with three Pterosaurs.

This is never to be spoken of.
Frank: "Hey, you guys remember The Dinosaur Thing?"
*four people start crying*

Carl: "God damnit, Frank, don't you ever bring that up!"

kiwi dinosaur 

A person who brings a single serving food item for themselves at a potluck party.
"Hey guys Manz is bringing the rice to the party right? Yeah he is but he is going to pull a kiwi dinosaur on us and just bring just enough for himself."
kiwi dinosaur by nugeny_x May 13, 2014