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Dikembe Mutombo

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When a guy wags his fingers back and forth rapidly against a girl's clitoris, reminiscent of the NBA Blocking King Dikembe Mutombo's stapled gesture used after blocking an opponents’ shot.
As she was bent over, the guy "Dikembe Mutombo'ed" her clitoris from behind and the girl immediately reached full climax.
Dikembe Mutombo by The Nutter September 4, 2006

The Dikembe Mutombo 

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Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

dickcember

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A month after No Nut November meaning that during the month of December, all month you will be getting dick wether guys like it or not. It’s like a reward for the guys that did No Nut November, so females are obligated to reward their man.
Jack: no nut November is over... you know what comes next?
Daniela: what?
Jack: dickcember *winks*
dickcember by Iiris November 29, 2018

Dikembe Mutombo

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A retired Congolese American professional basketball player, last playing for the Houston Rockets of the NBA, now U.S. senator of Colorado. Mutombo at 7' 2", showed that he is still one of the most dominant big men in Congress, blocking a record 16 bills in one legislative session. Mutombo punctuated his final block, a clean rejection of the Criminal Justice Reinvestment Act, with his signature finger wag.
Sen 1: "This healthcare bill may not include the public option, however..."

Sen 2: "Get that weak-ass legislation out of my house!"

Sen 3: "He just Dikembe Mutomboed his punk ass."
Dikembe Mutombo by Parhelium March 1, 2010

Dikembe Mutombo

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A Center in the NBA from the Democratic Republic of Congo. His full name is: Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean Jacque Wamutombo.
Nickname: Deke
Dikembe Mutombo speaks English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and five African dialects.
Dikembe Mutombo by -_- March 30, 2004

Dikembed 

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to have been rejected in a most embarrassing manner, usually followed by having the rejector wag their finger in your face.
That girl totally dikembed his ass.
Dikembed by Dikembe January 31, 2006
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