Dickcess

The accomplishment of bringing a girl home after a nightout, and penising her.

Ernie: Did you penis that slut girl last night?
Bert: Yes, one of my better dickcesses.

by JustineTobuscus May 17, 2012

dickless trap

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.

"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"

by src101 January 13, 2022

dickless

ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.

Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

dickless wonder

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.

"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.

by Yanni DC July 9, 2006

dickless tracy

A female police officer.

Wez got a dickless tracy tryin to pull us over.

by David Brown November 28, 2003

Dickless Tie

A bow tie. A tie without hanging cloth.

"Wear one of 'em fancy dickless ties to the dinner tonight."

by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008

dickless motherfucker

a person without a dick and is being an motherfucker at that point of time.

lance you fucking dickless motherfucker!!!

by nate2wavy January 25, 2017