Dickeurysm

Sudden blood rush to your dick causing light-headedness, dizziness, weak knees, and a sudden urge to masturbate

I changed the channel and a women's aerobic commercial was on. Had a Dickeurysm and had to go crank one out

Dickeurysm by Spiktacular April 25, 2017

Dickerisms 

The act of being a dick, in a joking manner... but not really joking.

Person 1: Stop making fun of the girl with one arm shorter then the other, she is tierd of your dickerisms.

Dickerisms by DOER4life November 21, 2010

Dickerism 

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

Dickerism by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

Dickrysm

When your girl gives you blue balls she won't get you off and it hurts .It's like your dick is having an aneurysm . And the vain's are all bulging out.

Come on I'm going to have a dickrysm if you don't take care of this an give me some brain!

Dickrysm by FuQ2Bitch February 18, 2022