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Sudden blood rush to your dick causing light-headedness, dizziness, weak knees, and a sudden urge to masturbate

I changed the channel and a women's aerobic commercial was on. Had a Dickeurysm and had to go crank one out

Dickeurysm by Spiktacular April 25, 2017

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Dickerisms

The act of being a dick, in a joking manner... but not really joking.

Person 1: Stop making fun of the girl with one arm shorter then the other, she is tierd of your dickerisms.

Dickerisms by DOER4life November 21, 2010

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Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

Dickerism by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

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Dickrysm

When your girl gives you blue balls she won't get you off and it hurts .It's like your dick is having an aneurysm . And the vain's are all bulging out.

Come on I'm going to have a dickrysm if you don't take care of this an give me some brain!

Dickrysm by FuQ2Bitch February 18, 2022

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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