Dickeurysm

Sudden blood rush to your dick causing light-headedness, dizziness, weak knees, and a sudden urge to masturbate

I changed the channel and a women's aerobic commercial was on. Had a Dickeurysm and had to go crank one out

Dickeurysm by Spiktacular April 25, 2017

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Dickerisms

The act of being a dick, in a joking manner... but not really joking.

Person 1: Stop making fun of the girl with one arm shorter then the other, she is tierd of your dickerisms.

Dickerisms by DOER4life November 21, 2010

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Dickeurysm • Dickerisms • Dickrysm

Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

Dickerism by $ammit T. December 16, 2010

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Dickrysm

When your girl gives you blue balls she won't get you off and it hurts .It's like your dick is having an aneurysm . And the vain's are all bulging out.

Come on I'm going to have a dickrysm if you don't take care of this an give me some brain!

Dickrysm by FuQ2Bitch February 18, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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