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When a host sets out shrimp hors d'oeuvres for a party or special gathering and then subtly puts them away before anyone can eat a single one, due to one of the guests having an allergy to shellfish and not wanting them to feel left out.
"I inquired about the shrimp cocktail platter Alex was setting out, which she told me was one of the appetizers for the party, but shortly after we spoke she quietly put them away before anyone could even see them because of her aunt's shellfish allergy. What a shrimp tease!"
by Ketamine.Fix December 29, 2017
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When you remove all your pubic hair except for the areas on the sides of your genitals.
Since I didn't want to burn my balls with nair, my dickburns ended up looking something like wolverine from the x-men.

Yo bro you could use a touch up, I haven't seen dickburns that thick that since 1970's porn!
by Ketamine.Fix August 7, 2017
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