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Dickbelief 

1) High self-esteem, whether justified or otherwise, leading one to score with the ladies

2) Cocky sexual attitude; to be certain one is going to get laid

Example:

Friend 1: "Man, I can't believe Joe is talking to that girl. She's way out of his league."

Friend 2: "Yeah, he's in utter dickbelief!"

3) A newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend's sexual conquests.

Example:

Friend 1: "Wow! Did you hear Joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!"

Friend 2: "Yeah. He's restored my dickbelief in him..."

Friend 1: "I guess I'm a dickbeliever, too! What a lucky bastard!"
1) After three crown and cokes, Nick gained a bit of dickbelief and flirted with the sorority sluts.

2) After Morty scored with that bombshell, I was in dickbelief.

See also: Dickbeliever ; Romeovernight
Dickbelief by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

Dickbeliever 

1) One who is confident with the other sex

2) One who is impressed by a friend's sexual conquests or prowess

3) A girl who will believe anything a man says
1) "Man, Stanley sure is a dickbeliever! Look at him flirting with the WHOLE cheerleading squad!"

2) "Stanley's recent string of one-night-stands has made a real dickbeliever out of me!"

3) So, even though Sara saw him getting blown by her sister, she is still convinced he's in love with her! What a dickbeliever!
Dickbeliever by Dick Vendor November 15, 2011

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form
First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

Dick Belly 

The art of whipping ones genitalia across the stomach of cohort in an act of celebration and/or punishment.
When Bob gets back from London, he anticipates getting a massive "dick belly" from his friends who are celebrating the latest championship.
Dick Belly by Matt Farren June 18, 2008

Dickballing 

Ashley! Stop dickballing around!”

D. Sherlock.
Dickballing by J C S Newin October 13, 2018

Dickballscuntcockshitpiss

When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it
Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!
Dickballscuntcockshitpiss by Cxtfish February 10, 2021