Dick-tator 

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

Dick-tator by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014

Dick-tator 

A figure of authority who uses his power to make life difficult for those under his control.

As well as having to get the whole office bagles this morning, the Dick-tator of my office had me running chores for him all day.

Dick-tator by Baby Dinosaur November 24, 2010

Dick Tator 

A person who puts tuttoos on dicks

Me: "I want you to be my dick tator"

Tuttoo Artist: "Pull it out then"

Dick Tator by Highs69 May 22, 2021

Dick Tator 

When your penis is large and in charge!

Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.

Man I have a dick tator going on in my pants!

That man has a dick tator going on over there!

Dick Tator by hagnfag December 30, 2010

Dick Tator 

When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.

Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?

Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.

Dick Tator by Rustaford September 15, 2020

dick tater

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

dick tater by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009

Dick-tater 

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

Dick-tater by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021