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One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

Dick washed by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020

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Dick washed

Someone who is brainwashed with a bit of good dick

This bird is totally dick washed

Dick washed by manolv October 23, 2017

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Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.

Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!

Dick washed by Big Loulou August 20, 2013

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DICK WASHER

WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER

CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED

DICK WASHER by SWEET&TEMPTING October 5, 2016

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Sock Dick Wasted

When a male gets extremely intoxicated; to the point that he is wearing nothing but a sock on his genitals.

"I went to a party this past weekend and got Sock Dick Wasted. "

Sock Dick Wasted by Pumpkin Escobar October 7, 2012

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Back laying dick washer

Someone whom gets passed around by all the guys in the dope game. Most of em dont shower so ya know in the month of mae or june...that girl dirty

Man shes a back laying dick washer

Back laying dick washer by Pedalmulisha February 21, 2021

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sock dick wasted

Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.

Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.

sock dick wasted by PatReid October 7, 2012

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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