Dick prisoner

When you are not in a relationship with a girl and you only casually make out once in a while (3 times in 6 months) and she has made you believe that she wants to have a relationship with you. You end up being a prisoner to this casual make out because she is going to become angry at you and not talk to you if you try to hook up with another girl in a very toxic way.

Kas***: man Tz*** made me think we would be in a relationship but now we only rarely make out but if I hook up with someone else she will not talk to me ever again.
Mar***: that’s toxic, bro you are definitely a dick prisoner

Dick prisoner by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 26, 2022

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Prisoner's Dick

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.

"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"

Prisoner's Dick by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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