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Dick lasso 

Dick lasso was a term discovered while playing Cyberpunk 2077 with friends. Dick lasso is a word that can be used to substitute ordinary words like "Fuck" and is used to replace words in sayings like "you just got Dick lassoed. The definition of saying "Dick lasso" out of context is saying that someone has a dick like a lasso. It can also be used like Dick lassoed and Dick lassoer as well.
You either Dick lasso or be Dick lassoed
Get Dick lassoed!
To Dick lasso or not to Dick lasso, that is the question.
It's raining cats and Dick lassos
Kill two birds with one Dick lasso
Dam, I just got Dick lassoed by my team yesterday for throwing in a game
Dick lasso by A-Night January 16, 2023
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dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

Dickasso'd 

The act of dunking a dick in paint and slapping a girl across the face.
*slap*
Girl: Hey, what the hell!
Guy: You just got dickasso'd, bitch!

Dickasso 

An artist known for incorporating the male genitalia into photographs of others, usually as a character of some sort.

Often mistaken for Picasso, the lesser known painter.
Person 1: Who the heck put this dick in my mouth on twitter?
Person 2: You’ve been Dickasso’d mate.

Dickasso 

(n) When a man pulls out during sex to ejaculate onto the woman’s back, creating a masterpiece of cum on skin.
Francesco pulled out just in time to create a beautiful Dickasso on Rachael’s back.
Dickasso by geturmombruh October 16, 2021

dicklass 

An annoying young boy who’s real name is nick but it rhymes with dick
Dicklass is so annoying
dicklass by Savsuperswag February 13, 2022
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