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Dickasso 

An artist known for incorporating the male genitalia into photographs of others, usually as a character of some sort.

Often mistaken for Picasso, the lesser known painter.
Person 1: Who the heck put this dick in my mouth on twitter?
Person 2: You’ve been Dickasso’d mate.

Dickasso 

(n) When a man pulls out during sex to ejaculate onto the woman’s back, creating a masterpiece of cum on skin.
Francesco pulled out just in time to create a beautiful Dickasso on Rachael’s back.
Dickasso by geturmombruh October 16, 2021
One whose social presence gives everyone around them an uncomfortable and painful feeling similar a dick in their ass.
"Man, Brian is such a dickass, he's rude and inconsiderate to everyone he knows. Having him around is about as bad as getting a dick in the ass. We shouldn't hang out with him anymore."
Dickass by Thrash Zoo March 29, 2009
Someone who's a Dick and an Ass at the same time.
Rick: Bob, you're a Dickass.
Bob: Oh, okay
Dickass by FL4ym3Burn June 30, 2016
Dickass is an Angerism for when you can't decide whether to call someone a dick or an ass.
Mr. Pinchy gave me no pet!!! What a dickass!
Dickass by Angercrank February 4, 2009
An insensitive, hard headed person whom gets off on giving another person or other people a hard time by annoying them with foolishness that's quite aggravating.
That dickass train conductor better stop site-seeing because I am about to be late for work!
Dickass by ShaSha13 April 9, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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