John: So, I spent the night at Molly's...guess what I got to open?
Peter:...What?
John: Her dick door!
Peter: Nice dude!
Peter:...What?
John: Her dick door!
Peter: Nice dude!
by rsmith1724 September 30, 2009
The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.
Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands
by Big Kahuna Burgers January 06, 2012
Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.
by Mitzell August 04, 2004
After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.
by C.W. Anderson III August 28, 2005
The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009
When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
by Great Seany July 06, 2016
by YourUnclePablo June 01, 2018