Dick door

Slang for a woman's vagina.

John: So, I spent the night at Molly's...guess what I got to open?

Peter:...What?

John: Her dick door!

Peter: Nice dude!

by rsmith1724 September 30, 2009

Toilet Whore

One who frequently uses other people's toilets or bathrooms as to not stink up their own.

Ben - "Hey guys, my toilet is clogged again, and when I called the plumber the line was busy so I was wondering if --"

John - "Not after what you did last time you toilet whore!"

by rsmith1724 September 14, 2009