Dick Destroyer

Basically a cock block on steroids.

Abbey was in the middle of giving Ty a blowjob, then Robby came in with a chainsaw and cut off ty's dick. prime example of a dick destroyer

Dick Destroyer by sixtynine6969sixtynine6969.69 March 4, 2011

Dick destroyer

A dick destroyer is a thot who is especially adept at fucking people until they can't walk and she is can fit a watermelon up there

Yo karen is a fucking dick destroyer

Dick destroyer by Potato64g9 January 8, 2020

Dick Destroyer

A person (man or woman) who radiates such a sexual energy that not only are they a destroyer of pussy, but their presence alone can make a person gay.

Ryo Marufuji is a real Dick Destroyer I tell you what

Dick Destroyer by PooseyDecimator October 21, 2019

dick destroyer december 

Its meaning is could be found in the stars. But DDD literally means wank your boi until destroyed

Obi wan Kenobi: Anakin did you completed the dick destroyer december?
Anakin: My man I just broke it.

dick destroyer december by Booby Shmurda November 1, 2018

Donegal Dick Destroyer 

when one is having anal sex on a tractor or other piece of farm equipment with one of their best buds, and they pull out getting their dick stuck in the tractor or farm equipment resulting in severe or fatal injury.

When i was fucking Sam on his big green tractor i pulled out and got a total Donegal Dick Destroyer.

Donegal Dick Destroyer by kkkmalone December 18, 2013

Denver Dick Destroyer

The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!

Guy 1: man this party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p

Denver Dick Destroyer by GINGERJUULFUCKER January 11, 2020

Danish Dick Destroyer

When a woman rips your penis off via her teeth and proceeds to use the ripped off cock as a dildo.

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GAVE ME A DANISH DICK DESTROYER (again)
Gloria: Free dildo!

Danish Dick Destroyer by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026