Abbey was in the middle of giving Ty a blowjob, then Robby came in with a chainsaw and cut off ty's dick. prime example of a dick destroyer
by sixtynine6969sixtynine6969.69 February 17, 2011
A person (man or woman) who radiates such a sexual energy that not only are they a destroyer of pussy, but their presence alone can make a person gay.
by PooseyDecimator October 21, 2019
A dick destroyer is a thot who is especially adept at fucking people until they can't walk and she is can fit a watermelon up there
by Potato64g9 January 8, 2020
when one is having anal sex on a tractor or other piece of farm equipment with one of their best buds, and they pull out getting their dick stuck in the tractor or farm equipment resulting in severe or fatal injury.
When i was fucking Sam on his big green tractor i pulled out and got a total Donegal Dick Destroyer.
by kkkmalone December 18, 2013
The Denver dick destroyer is an advanced level sex position that will sure have your dick destroyed after. This wild and crazy sex position requires minimum 4 years of experience, lots of lube, fuzzy hand cuffs, a box of staples, and one freaky hoe. You put your dick in between your legs, have your female partner give you a blow job with her nose in your asshole then proceeds from eating your ass to sucking your dick till you bust a nut. Proceed to grab fuzzy handcuffs and the lube; lock her with something with a strong base, you will be clappin cheeks vigorously. Whilst clapping those cheeks the female flexes her pelvic muscle and hard as she can until the point where there is bruising on your peepee. After you're finished and she is still locked up you then grab the lube (Use Lots!) and then stick it in the bum hole whilst she is still flexing her pelvic muscles. After a couple rounds of that your dick should be feeling a bit hurt and numb, but you're not done yet! If your hoe has braces this is an added benefit as she will then proceed to suck your dick with full teeth. After you get a couple scratches you're ready for the grand finale. You grab the box of staples open them up and break them apart and put them in her vagina. FUCK HER. This last part requires you to NOT wear a condom; it will protect you from the staples and you won't get the full experience. After all of this your dick should thoroughly be destroyed!
Guy 1: man this party is boring, does anyone want to play Jenga?
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p
Guy 2: Hell no! That game sucks how about we go grab the fuzzy handcuffs and box of staples and have our selvs a denver dick destroyer kinda p
by GINGERJUULFUCKER January 11, 2020
Obi wan Kenobi: Anakin did you completed the dick destroyer december?
Anakin: My man I just broke it.
Anakin: My man I just broke it.
by Booby Shmurda November 1, 2018