Dick Wrink

A shortened version of the commonly used insult "penis wrinkle". For when there is not enough time to heavily insult more than one person.

Wade: Dude, you are a dick wrink. And you, are also a dick wrink. Actually, you're all dick wrinks.

by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011

dick wrinkle

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

by clarke111 January 11, 2012

dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.

Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."

by kfcnigga January 30, 2014

Dick Wrinkle

A wrinkle on your dick.

Hey man, that old ass dude got dick wrinkles.

Yeah, I heard that nigga Charles got a wrinkle dick too.

by Jacob Edwards Bitches October 16, 2008

Dick Wrinkle

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking

D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle

by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025

Wrinkle dick

When a guy parties with coke or crystal meth and his dick shrivels up, esp if the dick is uncut wit a lot of foreskin overhang. Many dudes who party dont mind having it, and it feels good to get sucked liked that and show it off all wrinkled. The smaller you are the higher you know you are from the drugs. Perfect example would just be foreskin hanging with no dick because the dudes that high. The bottom boy usually will love to suck on it like that. Also called methclit and clitcock.

I put the glass pipe in my mouth and watch my wrinkle dick shrivel up even tinier.

by partycockboy February 25, 2011

Wrinkle dick

A Penis that's worn out from to much Sex or Masturbation or of a Old man

Me: Send me a Nude Pic of you
Him: Sends the Pic
Me: Boy ya Wrinkle Dick Ass
Him: I aint got no wrinkle dick

Me: Starts Laughing

by MsOldsoul January 27, 2016