Dick Weight

When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.

How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.

by MyDicWeighs3000 January 9, 2011

Dick Weight

When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.

What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!

by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 5, 2010

big dick weight

Getting the most weight galvanized on a shift. Getting the most work done of all 3 shifts on a day.

If we run all those I beams today, we are going to get big dick weight. Even though our foreman has a small penis, he compensates by getting big dick weight at work.

by Cool Hand Stew February 23, 2022

dickweight

Someone who is a complete and utter liability and is someone who spends way too much time doing things that get proven useless almost immediately.

ProZD - when your party member dies permanently (YouTube)

Lysanderoth - "King Dragon sends his regards."

shoots Archibald, sad music starts playing

Dennis - "Archibald, no!"

cut to Archibald dying

Dennis - "You can't die!"

Archibald - "It's ok, Dennis, it'll be ok."

Dennis (crying) - "I put my best equipment on you!"

sad music stops, cuts to Archibald

Archibald - "What?"

sad music resumes,

Dennis (still crying) - "I got you one thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon!"

Archibald - "Are you fucking serious right now?"

Dennis (STILL CRYING) - "I level-grinded you for hours!"

Archibald - "You are a dickweight."

by arihdyasn February 1, 2021