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When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.
How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.
by MyDicWeighs3000 January 08, 2011
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When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.
What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!
by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 05, 2010
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