Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

twiddeling my dick

To just be hanging around with nothing going on. Bored is the best way to put it.

"so what are you up to today?" "You know. the usual, just twiddeling my dick till i figure out what i'm going to do for the rest of the day.

by the rugged MANN June 1, 2009