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Dick Squiggle

a wiggling or squirming device used to stick up a girl's pussy or ass
I" totally boned this bitch with my dick squiggle!"
by white person from somewhere April 26, 2009
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1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!

2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING

3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
by snagtag October 6, 2009
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Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.
Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"
by Yeefity queefity August 23, 2018
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Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.
Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
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