Dick Squeeze

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 05, 2023
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dick squeeze

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
by Mark VZ May 29, 2006
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dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe
Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze
by Coupeex150 January 02, 2024
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