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Dick Splatter 

When you're at the family's thanksgiving table and your dick accidentally falls out and cum gets all over the table
Mike: Uncle Jim brought the dick splatter!
Juan: What's a dick splatter?
Mike: He cummed inside of the turkey
Dick Splatter by iamatreetree August 13, 2017

dick splitter 

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.
I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.