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Dick Size 

I shouldn't really have to define this but the other definitions were trash.
The average dick size is 4 inches (Not ten inches...) and the average girl only feels 4 inches, so if you're 29 inches, all you're doing is hurting her so no, the bigger does not = the better. I'm not entirely sure since no one has ever defined this but dick size is normally when non-erect. However some girls and guys measure when erect. To know how big someone gets when erect is normally the same, varying about half an inch or so. 2 inched non-erect = 3 inches erect. 3 inches non-erect = 5 inches erect. The pattern if you can't see is you take half and if you can't half that then you just round it (1.414 is half of two so rounded it's 1) Hope this explains things.
Joe: Man I'm so huge! I'm 11 inches!
Mick: I'm 7 inches.
Joe: AHAHAHAHA I'm so much bigger than you!
Mick: On or off?
Joe: On dumbass!
Mick: Well I'm off, so go fuck yourself.
Joe: ...Shut up!
Jenna: I like Dennis since he's 5 inches in dick size and it doesn't fucking kill me inside.
Dick Size by Mr6inches August 28, 2009
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Dick Size 

ur mom: hey wanna have sex
you: sure

ur mom: what is your dick size
you: 2 inches
ur mom: that's tiny af
Dick Size by MatthewMason January 3, 2022

Dick Size Chart 

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck
Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand
Dick Size Chart by T.E.W. March 16, 2021

dick-size war 

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence
There's a dick-size war over the managerial position
dick-size war by JenJen November 11, 2003

diluc's dick size 

something very very tall/ big.
oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!
diluc's dick size by dickluc July 7, 2021

jacobs dick size 

Small... ain't nothing there
"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"
jacobs dick size by Hiiii1-10 December 26, 2016

gavens dick size

Massively huge penis. Enormously engorged penis.
"Bro, You got a gavens dick size"
gavens dick size by Jason Humphrey November 15, 2020
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