Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Shovel dick

When you bend ur bitches back to the point her belly button can touch the bed but her ass still in the air and you put ur dick in her pussy while standing and doing squats . (Use ur dick like a shovel)

Omg JakeDuk shovel dick’d the fuck out my pussy last night . My back is still bent.

by JakeybabakeyDUK January 19, 2022

Shovel Dick

An awful drawing of a penis

"dude what are you drawing on Jason?"
"I'm drawing a huge dick!"
"Man that looks more like a Shovel Dick."

by Buttfucker23 May 4, 2009

Shovel Dick

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.

Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.

by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009

Shovel Dick

The English translation for para la pinga....Meaning go to hell...or Fuck

The other day I stubbed my toe and screamed..agghh shovel dick.

by Tripod36 August 1, 2008

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024