Dick Sandwitch 

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

Dick Sandwitch by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

dick sandwich

The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."

Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)

dick sandwich by Sterling Forester March 24, 2008

dicking a dick-sandwich 

The term dubbed, "dicking a dick-sandwich" originated in a hotel whereby three 'mates' decided that two of them would press their exposed genitalia against one another, getting erections in order for their dicks to press against one another horizontally in a 2D fashion for the third 'mate' to then insert their dick into the 'sandwich', such as vaginal sex. This methodology is referred to as forming a sandwich, one structured through the building blocks of dicks. This is also known to form a 'tri force of dick', being the limit break most commonly referred to as the 'Dick of Courage Swipe'.

It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.

Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,

"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."

M1: "Hey, we have been thinking and, do you want to put your dick in between ours?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"

dicking a dick-sandwich by Endrain April 26, 2016

Big Dick Sandwich 

When hungover and or drunk, and ordering food of any kind thru a drive thru intercom, to throw off the drive thru attendant employee's concentration.

After we woke up, we all went to Jack in the Box and Chris told the drive thru girl he wanted to order a Big Dick Sandwich!

Big Dick Sandwich by Chris Randle January 2, 2009

dick sandwich

When ya ol' lady's been bangin' around, and you go down on her. Either side of the vagina represents the bread.

She packed up and left?

Yeah.

Where's she living.

With the new guy.

There's a new guy? She only left you this morning!

I know, I'd been eating the dick sandwich for the past year without realising.

With extra mayo.

Thanks.

dick sandwich by dicksandwichentryguy November 19, 2009

dick sandwich

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.

Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?

dick sandwich by lil' puppet June 7, 2007

dick sandwich

Dick eaten as if it were a meal.

Gomer Pyle eats a dick sandwich every night for dinner.

dick sandwich by meatpop2214 February 2, 2008