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Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.
Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

Dick Suckin' Pussy Lickin' Faggot 

A phrase you shout at someone who wronged you.
Hey! You're a dick suckin' pussy lickin' faggot for dropping my slurpee!

extreme banging pussy licking dick sucking 69 users 

Perfectly describes the lesbian three-some I saw in the closet at school yesterday.

PLEASE NEED BLEACH
Bob: Bro... did you know that Jack and Claire are having sex in the nurse's office!
James: yoo I knew they were like that but I didn't think they would do such a thing!
Rick: WIAT JACK AND CLAIRE ARE EXTREME BANGING PUSSY LICKING DICK SUCKING 69 USERS??!?!!?

dick lickin pussy fuck  

a insulting name for a person also meaning you suck dick and fuck pussy
he was such a dick lickin pussy fuck when he played ball yesterday

she was the best dick lickin pussy fuck I've had in a while

pussy faggot dick licker 

When either: a) kids drink baby shots (usually half filled of less), and choose "tipsy" labeled shot glasses when given many other options
b) kids get a rash on their chest from not being able to handle the greatness of hard liquor (specifically rubinoff)
c) kids who play dizy bat and don't finish their beers and end up letting half the foam drip out of the end of the bat after they "chug"
Chris: "Hey don, that kid over there is a pussy faggot dick licker. He pours shots like a woman"
Nick: "Hey Chris, this pussy faggot dick licker is getting a rash after three shots"
Don: "Hey nick, who is that pussy faggot dick licker wasting beers, emptying the dizy-bat for no reason?"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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