Dick Pickles 

Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.

Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.

Dick Pickles by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006

Dick Pickle 

The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.

John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!

Dick Pickle by lewlcatsomg666 December 20, 2008

Dick Pickle 

Synonymous with douche bag, but much more socially acceptable.

That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
douche asshole dick jerk idiot

Dick Pickle by catsareactuallythebestever December 1, 2014

dick-pickle 

Noun- 1) an insult used to describe a person, normally male, however this term can be used on any gender. A negative or rude person who acts salty. 2) an pickled dick.

1)Stop being such a dick-pickle.
2)Go suck a dick-pickle.

dick-pickle by safe-T November 16, 2021

Pickled-dick 

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

Pickled-dick by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

pickle dick 

an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).

if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!

pickle dick by John546 May 21, 2007

pickled dick 

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

pickled dick by smartypants678 March 29, 2007