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Dick Pickle 

The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.
John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!
Dick Pickle by lewlcatsomg666 December 20, 2008

Dick Pickle 

That Natalie is just a dick pickle, I don't know where she gets those crazy stories.
douche asshole dick jerk idiot

pickle dick 

an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).
if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!
pickle dick by John546 May 21, 2007

Pickle Dick 

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes
Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!
Pickle Dick by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

Spotted pickle dick 

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.
Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.
Spotted pickle dick by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

pickle dick 

its when a person has a very green penis, but it can also be used as a swear word like for example.
Stop eating my pasta you pickle dick!
pickle dick by en fjant April 27, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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